"Welcome boils and ghouls to the greatest show in the cemetery! Introducing the most death defying, gut-busting bunch of vampiric clowns to ever visit your town! Allow us to show you a truly bloody good time as we prepare you for most draining thrill of your lives! Let us see your smiles and we shall let you see our fangs! We are dark humor at its finest, and have quite the thirst for your of chuckles. So step right up my delicious friends, and be prepared to die laughing!"